Castrating yourself

Cutting with a knife is the most reliable and least expensive method of castration. Materials needed include: a sharp knife or scalpel, soap and water, disinfectant, syringes and tetanus antitoxin.

 Begin by washing the knife thoroughly with soap and then disinfectant. Next, wash your scrotum.
 Push your balls up out of the way and cut off the lower 1/3 of your scrotum with a cut parallel to the ground. Using your fingers, grasp one of the balls and pull downward. The balls can be slick and difficult to hold onto, so hang on tight. Do not allow your balls or spermatic cord to go back up into the scrotum once you have touched it as this will increase chances of infection. In young boys(less than 14) pull down firmly, but steadily until the cord breaks. In older boys and men, instead of pulling the cord, use the knife to sever the cord. Do not cut the cord cleanly, instead scrape it until it cuts through. Because the spermatic cord contains many blood vessels, a clean cut could cause excessive blood loss.

If a segment of the spermatic cord is protruding below your cut scrotum, it must be removed. If left exposed, it will act as an escalator to pull bacteria into your body cavity and cause infection. Pull it free or scrape it with the knife. Apply antiseptic to the castration site and administer an injection of tetanus antitoxin.

Note: Care should be taken not to excite yourself before or immediately after castration.